How I Rate

When I came home yesterday from work, I heard Isaac and Eddy in the kitchen. I hear Eddy say, "look who's home buddy". I walk up the stairs, hold my arms out and say "hi sweetie pie!". My son looks at me, runs right past me, and goes to the window to look to see who's here. Uh, it's me...your mother. What am I, chopped liver??